I'm Running for Office
Here's my Platform
Hey folks. After years of being an anarchist I’ve decided to run for office. My platform is going to be very simple.
#1: Gas prices are too high.
#2: Taxation is theft.
What do you think? Do you think people will vote for me? 😉
“The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstone of taxation and inflation.” V. Lenin
“By a continuing process of inflation, government can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens. “ John Maynard Keynes
“it is a way to take people’s wealth from them without having to openly raise taxes. Inflation is the most universal tax of all.” Thomas Sowell
I vote YOU, many times! Tell me where to drop off the first pallet of ballots. Be precise, I can't use a cell phone for directions thanks to that Dinesh fellow.