Uncle Sam Needs YOU
to help find missing fighter jets
That’s right folks! A military jet crashed and the government needs YOUR help finding it:
You are too incompetent to own an AR-15, though.
In other attention-span-of-a-gerbil-theater-of-the-absurd “news,” RFK Jr and supporters want you to know that he needs Secret Service protection! This after he was just protected from an undercover government agent by private security.
You got it. He needs government protection even though government agents probably killed his dad and uncle.
This is some serious Stockholm Syndrome/statist brainwashing, or something else entirely.
Anyway, back to the missing fighter jets! I do believe I am able to recover the best missing memes so please enjoy those, at least: