Damn. I skipped breakfast this morning, went for a 20k run, transitioned to an older woman, and spent all afternoon shoveling snow. I'm really gonna miss you all.
With every new headline, I think people can't possibly be stupid enough to believe that. And every time I'm disappointed to find that they can, and they are.
Occam's Razor
Damn. I skipped breakfast this morning, went for a 20k run, transitioned to an older woman, and spent all afternoon shoveling snow. I'm really gonna miss you all.
Almost every link has to be checked to see if it’s coming from the Babylon Bee these days.
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2022: the year that all of a sudden, "suddenly" became a cause of death, for no obvious reason whatsoever.
I laughed at the ridiculousness of it all and then I was SAD(S).
My favorite: "Falling asleep with the TV on could bring early death: study."
In reality, it was falling asleep *because* the TV was on that is bringing early death to the menticided:
• "Letter to the Menticided: A 12-Step Recovery Program" (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/letter-to-the-menticided-a-12-step)
Theatre of the absurd...tied for first place are TV sleeping and gardening....and of course the omnipresent climate change a close second.
To predict what the cabal will next say causes heart attacks, think of what the World Economic Forum wants we Useless Eaters to stop doing:
New Study Shows Flying in Commercial Jets Quadruples Heart Attack Risk
Experts Warn that Heart Attacks Could be Triggered by Eating Red Meat
Owning Pets Greatly Increases Risk of Heart Attacks
Having More than One Child Raises Heart Attack Risks in Women
Warning: Experts say that Heart Attack Risk is Tripled by Marrying Before Age 40
With every new headline, I think people can't possibly be stupid enough to believe that. And every time I'm disappointed to find that they can, and they are.
heres something to give you a laugh, this guy tears the agenda a new one
https://youtu.be/bItcoUb5xsw
I predict
SEDS (sudden energy death syndrome) Feeling energetic? near a 5g tower? oops
SODS (sudden orientation death syndrom) you get lost and you freak out and it kills you
(or you cant find your pronoun)
SUDS (sudden death by exertion from doing laundry) you do laundry and die
Having come across Hanlon's Razor a few years ago, I've stolen and adapted it to Martin's R. —
'Never attribute to incompetence that which can adequately be explained by corruption.'
how stupid do they think we are? Or, how stupid are we?
Lockstep
Gotta laugh!
Can you imagine some people actually believe this propaganda??
Poor souls.
At least this itemises which publications took 30 pieces of silver.
Beggars belief that people could be programmed this easily to not see the truth.
Every time I pray for human beings to have refuge from this nightmare, I sob.
Surely must make the prayer light up in case the gods are bored.......
I'm surprised they haven't listed "freedom" as a precursor to heart attack.