Damn. I skipped breakfast this morning, went for a 20k run, transitioned to an older woman, and spent all afternoon shoveling snow. I'm really gonna miss you all.
Unreal! There's a TV one in the bottom right corner. I suspected you might be mocking a headline, but I never saw that one. These people are such criminals it's insane.
Swan Lake, Huh. Unfortunatly all these people are just doing their job, doing what they are well paid for to do. Nuremberg process had a narrow scope and all these guys and stations will live happily ever after anyway. I do believe that sun will always come out the next day.
Looks like you have the full collection of screenshots of media explanations! I am missing alot :)
COVID Satire/Memes/Jokes: Best Vaccine Side Effect, I Mean, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes!
- What could be the cause (climate change? gardening? solar storms? high energy bills aka Putin? sleeping positions? sugary drinks?) and more sudden adult death syndrome-vaccine side effect memes!
They are working on eliminating pets already. Seen several articles the past few months about how they may kill us all because of their thoughtless, pet-like behaviors.
Just learned this tragic fact this week as a result of my looking for the articles I mentioned above …that in Britain, right as WW2 was about to break out, over 750,000 thousand pets were put down willingly by their owners in a one week period due to a government pamphlet that was sent out over the fear of likely food shortages coming. Even back then the psyops were all around.
Wow is an understatement. Different times and different attitudes to animals then I guess. I would have gone hungry before I put down my little dog buddy, happily and willingly until I was near starvation myself. If I really had to put her down or starve I would have eaten her, honorably as her final act of love for me (and with many tears), and made the sacrifice worthwhile at least.
Are these from The Onion magazine??? https://www.theonion.com/ ...........go look at the headlines there now...I dare you....you can't tell them apart from "real " headlines......
Damn. I skipped breakfast this morning, went for a 20k run, transitioned to an older woman, and spent all afternoon shoveling snow. I'm really gonna miss you all.
You probably deserve a night of relaxation in front of the TV after all that.
You trying to get me killed Monica? I read that's now the number one cause of cardiac arrest.
:P
Unreal! There's a TV one in the bottom right corner. I suspected you might be mocking a headline, but I never saw that one. These people are such criminals it's insane.
We try to keep you on your toes around here. :P
Swan Lake, Huh. Unfortunatly all these people are just doing their job, doing what they are well paid for to do. Nuremberg process had a narrow scope and all these guys and stations will live happily ever after anyway. I do believe that sun will always come out the next day.
No way - everyone knows climate change is the number one cause of heart attacks.
You are somewhat right since anytime that I see Greta, her followers and investors, my pressure and heartbeat goes, goes up, up.
Nope, it’s referee whistles!
Looks like you have the full collection of screenshots of media explanations! I am missing alot :)
COVID Satire/Memes/Jokes: Best Vaccine Side Effect, I Mean, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes!
- What could be the cause (climate change? gardening? solar storms? high energy bills aka Putin? sleeping positions? sugary drinks?) and more sudden adult death syndrome-vaccine side effect memes!
https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/vaccine-sudden-adult-death-syndrome-memes
I got you beat. I did all that and fell asleep watching tv after I got done working in the garden. Been nice knowing you pal!
But, was it a “hotter night”?!
:))))))
Almost every link has to be checked to see if it’s coming from the Babylon Bee these days.
🤡 🌎
They're not?
2022: the year that all of a sudden, "suddenly" became a cause of death, for no obvious reason whatsoever.
That one degree centigrade temp increase over the last century had to kick in sometime.
I laughed at the ridiculousness of it all and then I was SAD(S).
There's another one I saw today that isn't included here.
Solar storms. Responsible for thousands of deaths, the article says.
lol
"Sudden Solar Storm Syndrome"
Scary
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite: "Falling asleep with the TV on could bring early death: study."
In reality, it was falling asleep *because* the TV was on that is bringing early death to the menticided:
• "Letter to the Menticided: A 12-Step Recovery Program" (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/letter-to-the-menticided-a-12-step)
HAHA! Seriously!
Theatre of the absurd...tied for first place are TV sleeping and gardening....and of course the omnipresent climate change a close second.
To predict what the cabal will next say causes heart attacks, think of what the World Economic Forum wants we Useless Eaters to stop doing:
New Study Shows Flying in Commercial Jets Quadruples Heart Attack Risk
Experts Warn that Heart Attacks Could be Triggered by Eating Red Meat
Owning Pets Greatly Increases Risk of Heart Attacks
Having More than One Child Raises Heart Attack Risks in Women
Warning: Experts say that Heart Attack Risk is Tripled by Marrying Before Age 40
hahahahah!
They are working on eliminating pets already. Seen several articles the past few months about how they may kill us all because of their thoughtless, pet-like behaviors.
Just learned this tragic fact this week as a result of my looking for the articles I mentioned above …that in Britain, right as WW2 was about to break out, over 750,000 thousand pets were put down willingly by their owners in a one week period due to a government pamphlet that was sent out over the fear of likely food shortages coming. Even back then the psyops were all around.
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24478532
Wow is an understatement. Different times and different attitudes to animals then I guess. I would have gone hungry before I put down my little dog buddy, happily and willingly until I was near starvation myself. If I really had to put her down or starve I would have eaten her, honorably as her final act of love for me (and with many tears), and made the sacrifice worthwhile at least.
The Russians traded housecats so they would not have to war their own cats. 😬
Sorry if that is too much reality, too. Yikes!
Wow. Fascinating.
The World Economic Forum: "Our Future Pets May be Plastic and Metal Instead of Flesh and Blood"
"Why the next breed of dog will be robotic"
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2017/12/the-pets-of-the-future-are-here-and-theyre-robots/
The cabal is training up children to "ethically" choose robotic pets over biological pets --
"Those trying to be eco-friendly might also be attracted to a robot’s smaller carbon paw-print."
😵💫🤯👿
heres something to give you a laugh, this guy tears the agenda a new one
https://youtu.be/bItcoUb5xsw
haha
Today on the radio I heard some spiel about enjoying the holiday week-end and the deejay ended with, "Everyone stay SAFE out there!"
FFS. I can't take much more of this.
I predict
SEDS (sudden energy death syndrome) Feeling energetic? near a 5g tower? oops
SODS (sudden orientation death syndrom) you get lost and you freak out and it kills you
(or you cant find your pronoun)
SUDS (sudden death by exertion from doing laundry) you do laundry and die
Having come across Hanlon's Razor a few years ago, I've stolen and adapted it to Martin's R. —
'Never attribute to incompetence that which can adequately be explained by corruption.'
Hah!
or by democide
how stupid do they think we are? Or, how stupid are we?
Lockstep
Gotta laugh!
Can you imagine some people actually believe this propaganda??
Poor souls.
At least this itemises which publications took 30 pieces of silver.
Beggars belief that people could be programmed this easily to not see the truth.
Every time I pray for human beings to have refuge from this nightmare, I sob.
Surely must make the prayer light up in case the gods are bored.......
I'm surprised they haven't listed "freedom" as a precursor to heart attack.
Heh
Are these from The Onion magazine??? https://www.theonion.com/ ...........go look at the headlines there now...I dare you....you can't tell them apart from "real " headlines......
Poe's Law