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Just don't open the 'power bill' while drinking your coffee!

Especially after gardening!

Anybody check Amazon to see what a defibrillator unit runs?

Next: "Substack causes massive heart failure in the pureblood, scientists say!"

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OMG they are really stretching now. I remain amazed at people I know and respect who do not think it odd that a 20-something young woman had a stroke just after the jabs came out (survived). Or the cancer that came roaring back (RIP). Or the unexpected heart attack (RIP). Or the other cancer (RIP). Or the fall (RIP). Or the other cancer (recovering from surgery). Or the other cancer (chemo). It just does not stop.

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Or that two month olds are having heart attacks an hour after the shot:

https://twitter.com/JesslovesMJK/status/1546944635745992705?t=qfk3dKKcfCTiptTnlY_vTA&s=09

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Two different friends have granddaughters who have Myocarditis now. They are in their early twenties. Not a coincidence! Jab caused!

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😡 😡 😡

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BTW, I found that a tad more compelling/terrifying since it’s usually young males we hear about with Myocarditis. But no denying its truthfulness!

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Those sociopathic a-holes. Yeah, right. Coffee. Which, suddenly, with no warning, after over a century and a half of massive popularity and consumption across the entire planet, with only insomnia and jitters for the over-imbibers, is suddenly causing blood clots. And, although they don't report this, ONLY in the C19 vaccinated. Isn't that bizarre? Isn't that amazing? Shouldn't we... I dunno... like, research and verify that hypothesis? Or, no, not a hypothesis; it comes from a Trusted News Source. So... FACT. No need to go any further. I'm convinced. Because SCIENCE.

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Oh…didn’t you hear? Filling and spreading a duvet can give you a heart attack????

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That HAS melted my patience and boiled it away, I hate duvets!

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ANYTHING but the one new elephant in the room, breaking furniture, crushing people, and trumpeting loudly.

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I breathed today…I’m sick.

These mtf’s wouldn’t have lasted one day growing up in the 70’s-80’s! LMFAO!

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Real shame. Used to be the number one source of antioxidants for most Americans. We got ourselves a real sticky wicket here. Maybe Pfizer could develop an antioxidant pill ? Perhaps add it along with electrolytes and antidepressants to our weekly boosters?

They shouldn't even test it. We don't have the time. With this totally random and unplanned formula shortage babies need the nutrients NOW! They don't have the luxery of time and could become suicidal or oxidated, or BOTH! Why do the antivaxxers want babies to die from sticky blood depressional oxidation? I'll tell you why. They are anti science. They don't want Pfizer to save us.

Bunch of fundamentalist Nazi Christian rubes who think babies can't get the sticky blood cause they don't drink coffee. What a bunch of idiots. Don't they watch the news? The babies that couldnt be aborted because Clarence Thomas wants to end interacial marriage are dying in droves and/or are suffering debilitating depression because they can't properly express thier gender identity. This is all so upsetting. Does depression cause blood clots yet?

Hold on, if I drink my coffee through this thin paper mask will it keep the clots out? I'm thinking it should as they keep out viruses which are probably smaller.

You should drink your coffee through a mask to keep other people safe from the sticky blood. It's science. Your grandma will die if you don't. Also babies and puppies.

There, solved it.

Now, about this global warming thing. I'm thinking if we all keep our fridges open for a week it will cool the earth enough to save the elites ocean front properties from the rising sea. Who's in?

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🤣

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Coffee contains nutrients that protect you from just about every way you don't want to die, including heart attacks. Stupid beyond belief.

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So do martinis…

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And wine!

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YES!!!!

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Here we go again. Coffee is bad for you. No, wait, it’s good for you. No, it’s really, REALLY bad for you. This has been going on for decades and even before COVID and the vax, I ignored the FDA, the CDC, the NIH and every other idiot health official who mouthed this. First thing tomorrow morning, I’m going to have a nice, delicious, hot cup of coffee, just as I have had every morning since I was old enough to drink it. These people can take a long walk off a very short pier.

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Have a nice fried egg too. I remember when eggs were going to kill everyone on the planet.

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Yes! And bacon, too, even though I may have to take out a mortgage to buy it.

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Oh my… I just found out that watching CNN causes strokes… and watching CNBC causes heart attacks!!! 😱😱😱 And be careful!!! Watching Fauci causes monkey pox!!! 😱😱😱

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Next there will be 'research' showing how coffee farming causes climate change, and all those plantations will be bought up by WEF frontmen and never produce another pound of coffee beans.

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Now that everything (except the jab) can give you a heart attack, the technocrats have an excuse to ban whatever they want. Come back in 10 years, everything will be illegal (except your daily mRNA shot, which will be mandatory). Mysteriously, the population will never have been sicker. Experts will be baffled, but united in their rock solid certainty of one sure thing: it's not the jab.

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They are crashing this planet. With no survivors.

They won't be able to live either, because they are delusional enough to think they can live without people. They think they can do everything with robots.

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Exactly. The arrogance of these monsters is breathtaking. Their posh bunkers will not stay stocked and viable forever. Eventually they will eat the very bugs they've put on the menu for us. If there's any bugs left.

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They also think they can turn people into robots - the transhumanist dream. On the one hand, overestimation of coming technological capabilities; on the other, underestimation of what others can do with those capabilities.

At the end of the day it's just a few thousand rich midwits whose mediocre brains have been eaten by a weird cult, whose wealth is nothing but a collective agreement that they're wealthy. Hubris and wishful thinking is leading them from unforced error to unforced error, as a result of which they destroy the very basis of their own power.

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Shameless.

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Starbucks = slaughterhouse!!!

What a bunch of clowns.

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24/7/365 and at night in the dream

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Just had a cup of tea. Give it to me straight doc, how long have I got?

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Wow. I don't drink coffee anymore, but I used to drink massive amounts daily. 😳. It's funny that all of a sudden a drink that's been around for multiple hundreds of years worldwide suddenly causes sticky blood. Are people falling for this? Lol. Good grief.

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err its sugar and carbs that do that!

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The same poisonous addictive processed sugar that's in almost every mass produced industrial "food"...

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